Naughty Porn Reviews

Director Jordan Heart shoots another killer cast of hot babes in Hungary, peeling out of their halters and panties to reveal what The Whackman loves: young girls with tight asses and natural tits who only care about one thing — fucking! The Whackman is in for a treat as they’re Legal Skin 16!

Cute brunette Nicole wanders around in short shorts before sliding down her top to tease Frank with her natural little titties. He kisses her on the mouth and tits then moves down her tight little body to tongue her holes. Nicole then gobbles his knob before he flips her in the air so they can pleasure each other at the same time. Nicole then slips into cowgirl. He picks her up for a mid-air fuck before getting into missionary. Frank spoons Nicole next, and after starting in her pussy slides it back into her ass. He then fucks it from behind, and works back and forth between her pussy and ass. The finish up in reverse cowgirl anal before Nicole sucks Frank to a face full of fuck juice.

Lora, a cute short haired brunette, shows Jordan her nice natural body. James, Lora’s boyfriend, enters and kisses Lora before letting her grope and suck his cock. He attacks Lora’s cleanly shaven twat with his tongue and fingers before standing up to slide his cock into her in missionary. James picks her up and they keep fucking as he carries her into the next room for some reverse cowgirl. James drills her in doggystyle in each of her holes before spraying joy juice all over her waiting mouth.

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Decent looking blonde Violet washes up in the shower while brunette cover girl Dark Angel works out in the next room. When Clark arrives and finds Violet finishing up, he helps her dry off and then ends up tonguing Violet’s smoothly shaven slit—and when Violet notices Dark Angel watching them during her workout they decide to head in work her out too. Clark works Dark Angel over with his tongue and Violet work her way all around Dark Angel as well. The girls team up on Clark’s cock before he fucks Dark Angel from behind. Violet gets in a bit of reverse cowgirl next before Dark Angel gets spooned anally. The girls share a good facial from Clark.

Cute dirty blonde Sabrina struts up a staircase and into the elevator. After coming out, she’s greeted by Claudio, who kisses her. He tongues her from behind before letting her suck his schlong in the stairwell. They move upstairs where Sabrina sucks Claudio a little more. Claudio then rails Sabrina’s stubbly pussy from behind. They do it standing first and then head over to a table for her to bend over. She rolls over for some missionary before they quickly move on to anal in doggystyle. Next is some reverse cowgirl style with her ass. Sabrina finally gets up and sucks James until he explodes across her chin and open mouth.

Claudia, a thin sexy slut with long dark hair, makes sure she looks just right in front of the mirror. Jordan watches her as she gets ready before she lets him tag along to see how things go with her boyfriend. She sits on the arm of George’s chair and lets him go right to sucking her tits and kissing her. George moves down to eat Claudia’s cunt before standing up to let her mouth his manhood. He stands up to penetrate Claudia missionary style in his chair and then she turns around for a cowgirl ride. They step things up a notch with a little anal doggy and reverse cowgirl before Claudia takes a gooey wide eyed facial to finish things up.

Legal Skin 16 is another nice addition to the Legal Skin line. This time it has a bit more of an anal focus, as Violet is the only girl who doesn’t take it up the poop chute. Each scene has nice energy, good chemistry, and the cast looks great. Claudia is the Dime Piece of the flick with her sexy long black hair. The only complaint from The Whackman is that it could use a bit more variety. It was still a hot flick that earned its 7 shots dropped out of The Whackman’s head captain.

These horny housewives can’t stop cheating until their holes are loaded with cock! This is Sluteria Lane, where one slut makes her husband watch as his friend fucks her holes relentlessly, another slut gets her face fucked silly before taking a brutal ass reaming from her side action, a shit talkin slut makes her husband watch as she gets her ass fucked by a big dicked repairman, and a nasty slut can’t get her holes fucked hard enough after getting busted blowing some hired help! These are some Cheatin Houswives…

When blonde-haired Vicky finds out her hubby was cheating on her with his buddy Mark’s wife, she heads off to change into some smoking hot black lingerie and climbs onto Mark’s lap. She bashes her big fat tits around his face before sliding down to break out his cock. Vicky works Mark into her throat while her hubby complains about how she never deep throated him or sucked his balls like she’s doing to Mark. She then lies back so Mark can eat her in return before fucking her. Mark gives her ass a good tonguing from behind before he drills her pussy from behind and while she’s on her side. Vicky climbs into cowgirl, first in her cunt then back into her ass. He picks her up and moves her to a barstool, and they keep going in reverse cowgirl anal and doggy anal. Vicky finishes by taking a nice facial.

Roxanne gets things on in the bathroom right away with Mark. They kiss back and forth before Mark makes his way down to work on her holes with both his tongue and his fingers. Roxanne chokes on his cock when she gets on her knees, as well as eats his ass and sucks his cock from behind. Mark rails her from behind over the counter, and then they move to the bedroom where he pulverizes each of Roxanne’s holes from behind. He also greets her ass in missionary before Roxanne hops up for a cowgirl ride for her pussy. Mark gives Roxanne a nice facial before fucking her in missionary again, resulting in a second facial.

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Bitchy brunette Cherie is tired of her hubby working all the time. When he tells her to do what she has to do and repairman Scott shows up at the door, her husband is pissed off enough that he tells her to go fuck him. Cherie sets Scott down on their coffee table and explains what’s going on to him as she strips him down, kisses him, and then goes down to suck his cock. Cherie strips down and shows her great booty while sucking Scott’s cock. Cherie lies back on the table for some pussy eating before being bent over to take it from behind. She takes a couple breaks to suck his cock clean before moving over to ride it reverse cowgirl style. Cherie turns around in cowgirl style and then wraps her ass around his cock reverse cowgirl style. He spoons her ass before moving back to the coffee table for some anal missionary work. Scott then pops in and around her mouth.

Dark haired beauty Rayveness flirts with Christian when he stops to chat with her during his run. She talks about being married and her husband’s uncertain reactions catching them together, but with Rayveness’s killer body, smile, and eyes, Christian seems to think she’s worth the risk. They kiss and grope each other a bit Ray drops down to mouth Christian’s meat. They get into sixty-nine, and then she rides Christian’s cock reverse cowgirl style. Rayveness gets down so Christian can fuck her tits and face before going back to her pussy. He picks her up for a mid-air fuck before lying down so Rayveness can ride him cowgirl style. Rayveness’s hubby isn’t quite sure what to think when he finds her riding Christian, but quickly gets into it and encourages her to cum on his cock. Christian spoons her and hits it from behind. Rayveness takes a drizzle of cum on her tongue and swallows it down.

After talking to her hubby on the phone, Chelsea, a smoking hot blonde, gives pool boy Kris a tease through the window. She comes out and drops to her knees to take his cock into her throat only to have hubby Joel come home upset. Joel yells at Kris and has him move off to watch Chelsea suck his cock before letting Kris come back to trade off with him. He sends Kris back to cleaning the pool while he and Chelsea head inside for her to ride him reverse cowgirl style and suck his cock a bit more. Joel spoons her shaved slit next and has her roll over so that she can get it doggystyle. Chelsea hops up for a cowgirl ride before getting into missionary, then sucks Joel’s cock clean before letting him spoon her ass. She gets up to impale her ass on his cock reverse cowgirl style. Joel taunts Kris while tappin that ass in doggy. He helps Chelsea to show off some great gapes and, after he pops on her face, has Kris come in and stroke himself off onto her face.

Cheating Housewives is a winner from Smash. They put together a great cast and although they didn’t all work to the same level, The Whackman would have a very hard time trying to pick which scene was the best because they’re all nicely done. The Dime Piece of the flick is Chelsea. There’s a nice variety, and even when the setups seem like they’re going to repeat with things, they throw in a little something to help it stand apart. The sound and lighting was a bit sloppy and did fuck with The Whackman’s enjoyment of the movie, but overall, this flick earned its 5 hefty loads spewed from The Whackman’s love stick.

Non-stop fetish action including boot licking, toe sucking, spanking, dildo orgies, and teasin—in glamorous locations! It can only be Decadent Divas 11.

The plastic surgery drowned Bridgette Kerkove starts things out with cute blonde Sharon Wild. Sharon licks Bridgette’s boots and strips down in the middle of a staircase before they warm each other up orally. Bridgette gives Sharon the first taste of plastic by plugging her with a big pink dildo and then letting her clean it orally before having Sharon DP her with anal beads and another dildo. Bridgette takes two toys in her ass at the same time. Bridgette’s fake-human look is not flattering—at all.

Dru Berrymore, a cute bleached blonde, puts on a show with Tianna Kai, a cute Oriental, for the hidden cameras in the mansion. They worshiping each others’ shoes and kiss each other all over before Tianna starts foot fucking Dru. Tianna works on Dru’s pussy with a few toys, but first has Dru give her muff a good mouthing. The tramps finish things off sharing a double dildo and grinding gashes before happily kissing.

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Nice looking brunettes Jezebelle Bond and Isabella Camille pose for a few of Cherry Mirage’s photos. The whores quickly work into a sixty nine, and Cherry watches as long as she can before being unable to resist the urge to join in. Cherry continues to guide the action, having Jezebelle ride Isabella’s face and fingering Isabella a bit as well as using a Jackrabbit style vibe on her as a reward. The sluts continue to move around so Jezebelle can get eaten and fucked a bit more and Cherry can get an appropriate thank you from Jezebelle.

Taylor St. Clair, a naturally buxom and hot brunette, and Katrina Rosebud, a small tittied and average looking brunette, cook up some heat in the kitchen. Taylor spreads her pussy open so Katrina can spank it. Then a collar, leash, and nipple clamps are put on her, as her ass and pussy get a long spanking with a paddle with an occasional kiss or lick thrown in. After Katrina gets her disciple, Taylor tests her obedience by having her lick and spank her puffy pussy. Katrina’s rewarded with a tongue and toy for her cunt, before having to worship Mistress Taylor’s shoes while she masturbates with a vibrator.

Decadent Divas 11 didn’t do shit for The Whackman. For having a fetish wear theme, much of the fetish wear was tame with some of it just being fuck-me boots. Although fetish wear often has a rougher image to it, this rarely carried over to the sex. Dru Berrymore and Tianna Kai is easily the hottest scene here, but Isabella Camille and Jezebelle Bond are the Dime Pieces. Overall, The Whackman mustered up 2 disappointing loads of salty protein.

The Whackman can appreciate a sexy big girl — they are shade in the winter and heat in the summer. So let’s take a dip into the Chunky Girls Club and see if they are certified to be in the big beautiful women niche…

When cute little redhead Gen doubts that chunky dirty blonde Roxy is really a lesbian, she puts her to the test and pulls out her pink vibrator—she goes right to work on Roxy’s bald beaver with her tongue and a purple vibe. She holds the vibe on Roxy’s pussy as she fucks her with the fleshy dildo Roxy has. Roxy holds a second vibe on her clit while Gen fucks her, and gets into it to the point that Gen wonders if Roxy is really a dyke. She lays back for Roxy to prove it to her tonguing her twat, and even lets her work on her shaved pussy with a pink vibe. After Roxy makes her cum Gen finally admits that Roxy is a dyke.

When Gen tells big boned brunette Tanya about the “hook-nosed heifer” at the man-haters club, Tanya offers to try to make things better. She goes after Gen’s sweet little titties with her hands and then strips off her own top so Gen can go after her big fat titties in return. After they work back and forth, Gen and Tanya strip down and Gen dives into Tanya’s bushy beaver. Gen moves on to fuck Tanya with G-spot vibe that her body swallows up as quick as if it were a jelly donut, and after Tanya cums, Gen lies back so that Tanya can get some. After Tanya tongues it a bit, she adds a purple vibrator to Gen’s pussy and helps Gen to have another orgasm.

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Roxy sends off for a mail order lesbian Ginger, a chunky Oriental. Roxy strips down and has Ginger start eating her muff. She breaks out a toy to start fucking Roxy before stripping down and lying back so Roxy can eat her in return. She takes out her fleshy dildo to quickly move on to penetrating Ginger’s shaved slit, and after a bit, hops on the other end of it with Ginger. Ginger bends over so she can watch Ginger’s ass jiggle as she fucks her from behind before lying back and letting Ginger get up in it again.

Dark and chunky Nikki finishes things out with her visit to Roxy’s Man-haters Club. She goes right to working on Roxy’s pussy with a pocket rocket and a dildo, and works her over to a nice orgasm. Nikki breaks out her big fat titties and lies back for Roxy to work her over with a purple dildo in return. Roxy works her over to a couple nice orgasms before they realize that they don’t hate men—they’re just fat.

Chunky Girls Club is an enjoyable all chunky girl movie. The setups for the scenes and the movie are simple, but work well and have some fun and tasteless humor. Roxy and Gen do a nice job leading the movie, and have nice chemistry with all of their partners; however, the scenes are a bit limited—it gives the scenes a feeling of sameness even though there are a few minor differences in each scene. Surprisingly, The Whackman enjoyed the entire movie and although it’s no classic of western cinema, The Whackman dropped 4 satisfying loads.